Kent Rock

Kent Rock is a man of great honor and renown. Kent Rock is a warrior, and he is not afraid to back down from a fight, even from a pegging. Although Kent Rock lives a normal life, he wishes for something more like meeting aliens or getting into a fight club. Kent Rock is a rare name that is a mixture of Clark Kent's Superman (Kent) and Rock Music (Rock). However, a name like Kent Rock comes with getting used to being told that a Kent Rock, Can't Rock.

Abignail: Kent Rock is such a cool guy he can do anything.

John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.

by KentIsRockButRockIsNotKent February 19, 2023

rock paper scissors

A simple game with simple rules: Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, and scissors beat paper.

Let's go play rock paper scissors.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Rock run

The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.

1. Why were you up at 4 am?

I had a rock run dude…

2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.

by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023

straggle rock

A place where alot of stragglers congregate, like casinos, motels,etc.

"I picked up a new hoe down at straggle rock"

by Oliver Klowzoff October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023