when a man ejaculates onto a girls face and uses his testicles as a paint brush to thoroughly paint the semen on her face,or on her neck if the load size makes nassasary!
by john stout March 10, 2008
When a man is standing over a woman while she is facing away from him on her knees and the man streches his scrotum to cover the woman's eyes. Part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.
by Babyballs October 06, 2006
A very real and dangerous group, seeing to destroy the very fiber that holds together the United States of America. When you see a member of the TPDS, you should do what the rest of us do: run.
by Jesus Christ $uperstar April 21, 2011
going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.
yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.
by addynmaddy June 22, 2009
Two faced people are those actors and actresses of the human race who will show one face to a particular audience, and another face to another audience. The problem their audience have to deal with is they don’t know which face is real. It is a problem because, in real life, interacting with other human beings isn’t a theater act. Gossip and backstabbing have real consequences to the emotions and reputations of people.
But, before we judge, let us aim to understand. Why are some people two faced? One of the possible reasons is to keep friendship options open. A person may not like another person but doesn’t have anyone else at the moment. The two faced monster reveals itself when a third person comes along more suited to the monster’s personality and the old friend becomes expendable. I guess another way to put it is this: some people finish high school, and even graduate from college, and still manage never to grow up.
But, before we judge, let us aim to understand. Why are some people two faced? One of the possible reasons is to keep friendship options open. A person may not like another person but doesn’t have anyone else at the moment. The two faced monster reveals itself when a third person comes along more suited to the monster’s personality and the old friend becomes expendable. I guess another way to put it is this: some people finish high school, and even graduate from college, and still manage never to grow up.
Another reason is an acquired aversion against confrontation and aggression. This is particularly true among many Asian cultures where confrontation is frowned upon and aggression is discouraged. Children are taught early in life to just ‘grin and bear it.’ Of course, by the time these children become adults, they are just about suffocating from the grinning mask they’ve had on for so long that they need an outlet. But as they’ve been reared to believe that confrontation and aggression is wrong, the outlet becomes talking behind other peoples’ backs.
3rd party monster
3rd party monster
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by carachaos September 01, 2004
Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!
JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!
by TANK & BIG BOSS May 01, 2009