post lunch syndrome

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.

post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"

by Jonrod January 26, 2009

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Oil Barrel Syndrome

This is a psychological condition that results from playing too many video games.
It consists of an instinctive desire to shoot at any barrel or container that might have liquid in it, in the expectation that it will cause a magnificent explosion.

Dude, sounds like you've got Oil Barrel Syndrome

by Crazy Tosh May 10, 2011

RainbowX Syndrome 1223

This is a very deadly mental disorder that causes rainbowtardation which includes: Crying when someone hates rainbowX watching his videos every single day a lack of intelligence a lack of 0 grass touched and no father.
Who ever has this will defend anything thats said against rainbowX

RainbowX fan: AHAHAHHA RAINBOWX IS COOL POGGERS E BRUH
Random dude: oh shit god gave this man RainbowX Syndrome 1223

by Lolorator360 November 5, 2021

short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

by Guido1 March 11, 2010