Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

Debbie Down Syndrome

When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it

Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome

by King Cunta August 12, 2017

Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.

Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.

by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010

RainbowX Syndrome 1223

This is a very deadly mental disorder that causes rainbowtardation which includes: Crying when someone hates rainbowX watching his videos every single day a lack of intelligence a lack of 0 grass touched and no father.
Who ever has this will defend anything thats said against rainbowX

RainbowX fan: AHAHAHHA RAINBOWX IS COOL POGGERS E BRUH
Random dude: oh shit god gave this man RainbowX Syndrome 1223

by Lolorator360 November 5, 2021