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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
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John

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Dang man you are so John.
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Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
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Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.
Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig
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John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.
Damn, John still coming around?
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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
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John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
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