drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.

Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.

by deepmaroon September 23, 2020

Fart drop-off

When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.

Shit, I feel some gas coming, betting take a fart drop-off

by William Mark B. June 11, 2007

Popcorn Shrimp Fart

An action used to break the tension in a serious conversation. Usually occurring when one eats too much Popcorn Shrimp and uncontrollable gas follows.

"That Popcorn Shrimp Fart had perfect timing" or "The only thing that got me through Requiem for a Dream was that Popcorn Shrimp Fart" but mostly "Whenever I am in the same room with Kanye West I suffer from Popcorn Shrimp Farts" (PCSF for short).

by American13eauty07 November 29, 2010

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

wet fart material

warm shit soaked semen ejected after a night of anal sex

oh my god that wet fart material ran all the way down both legs to my ankles

by joeyc June 11, 2006

farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.

Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.

by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016

Dog piss fart

The act of lifting your leg to fart, usually in the general direction of a friend or coworker

Yo, did you just see Artie lay that dog piss fart at James?

by Tyrellas December 9, 2010