A highly confused creature known for making every situation worse by opening his mouth. Expert in playing the victim after single handedly causing the chaos. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism. Makes poor decisions daily. Maturity level: somewhere between a Toddler or 9 year old at highest a 12 year old.
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2. Expert in playing the victim after single-handedly causing the chaos.
3. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism and makes and makes poor decisions daily. 4. Maturity level: somewhere between a toddler or a 9 year old or a 12 year old
2. Expert in playing the victim after single-handedly causing the chaos.
3. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism and makes and makes poor decisions daily. 4. Maturity level: somewhere between a toddler or a 9 year old or a 12 year old
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Get the james mug.The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
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There’s something in the way he stands—
A quiet strength, not loud demands.
With eyes that see beyond the skin,
And words that warm the soul within.
His laughter’s low, sincere, and deep,
A voice where calm and courage sleep.
He doesn’t need to boast or fight;
His presence makes the wrong feel right.
He listens more than he replies,
With steady truth behind his eyes.
He lifts, he builds, he never shames—
A heart of gold, this man named James.
His hands are rough from work and care,
Yet gentle when he's truly there.
He’s kind to those who go unseen,
A quiet king without a queen.
He holds respect in every tone,
Stands tall, yet never stands alone.
For loyalty flows through his veins,
A faithful soul—his word remains.
Not just in looks, but how he moves,
In every act, his character proves
That strength is more than pride or games—
It's found in men like one called James.
A quiet strength, not loud demands.
With eyes that see beyond the skin,
And words that warm the soul within.
His laughter’s low, sincere, and deep,
A voice where calm and courage sleep.
He doesn’t need to boast or fight;
His presence makes the wrong feel right.
He listens more than he replies,
With steady truth behind his eyes.
He lifts, he builds, he never shames—
A heart of gold, this man named James.
His hands are rough from work and care,
Yet gentle when he's truly there.
He’s kind to those who go unseen,
A quiet king without a queen.
He holds respect in every tone,
Stands tall, yet never stands alone.
For loyalty flows through his veins,
A faithful soul—his word remains.
Not just in looks, but how he moves,
In every act, his character proves
That strength is more than pride or games—
It's found in men like one called James.
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