Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

Oil Barrel Syndrome

This is a psychological condition that results from playing too many video games.
It consists of an instinctive desire to shoot at any barrel or container that might have liquid in it, in the expectation that it will cause a magnificent explosion.

Dude, sounds like you've got Oil Barrel Syndrome

by Crazy Tosh May 10, 2011

RainbowX Syndrome 1223

This is a very deadly mental disorder that causes rainbowtardation which includes: Crying when someone hates rainbowX watching his videos every single day a lack of intelligence a lack of 0 grass touched and no father.
Who ever has this will defend anything thats said against rainbowX

RainbowX fan: AHAHAHHA RAINBOWX IS COOL POGGERS E BRUH
Random dude: oh shit god gave this man RainbowX Syndrome 1223

by Lolorator360 November 5, 2021

Crispy Eye Syndrome

n. Got to do with The Wanted! It's when you wake up and you are all crispy eyed. ;)

a twitter user: What the fuck is Crispy Eye Syndrome doing on my trending topics?

by nvz May 8, 2011

Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.

Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.

by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010