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John

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun
You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight
by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018
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making papa johns busy

A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.
The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.
by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022
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john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.
by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021
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John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018
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John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
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John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.
by Colina August 5, 2018
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