John

John is gayyyyy! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Girl: John is gay

by Usudmsmakadsa October 28, 2019

john sohl

john sohl is CRAZY but kind to the ones close to him he finds love in creativity and admires that. john is selfish but selfless at the same time he is determined to make it in life and never let the ones he loves worry.

john sohl is driven to achieve.

by funnysomeone October 30, 2019

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter

guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!

by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020

conner john

search jake paul, thats him

that guy has conner john

by alphamaleXD December 4, 2020

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020