During sex, the vagina gets so wet and sloppy your pecker slips out and deflects. But without missing a stroke, it enters her asshole. Often resulting in a very high pitch squeal that only animals can hear.
My girlfriend and I were having some pretty good sex the other night. I mean, she was so wet and I was going so fast, she got the double clutch slip shuck. She wasn't able to sit down all weekend.
by Spanky McSpankerton April 18, 2009
by huge caaak March 20, 2010
by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 12, 2011
A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.
Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005
1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
by Jeff Conwell June 15, 2010