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3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.
by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023
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3 day millionaire

A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.
Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?

Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.

Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.
by Bongqueesha April 21, 2014
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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024
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Sam My Beloved <3

Someone who can make my day better by saying good morning or Hi. The best person to exist in the whole world <3

I love you my beloved sam :D
by Seelie :] March 11, 2022
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your mom<3

use this when you hear any question
them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.
by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021
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snap off a number 3

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.
by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023
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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 14, 2019
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