Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Slat-o-matic

A mondo hard and soft dick

Bro I got that slat-o-matic, I'm finna beat this girl's pussy up

by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021

cup-o-cum

when you cum so fast it fills up a glass in 10 secconds

i have a cup-o-cum

by pookieposts February 2, 2023

nanakwadwo (juicey O)

Nanakwadwos are big black men with the largest penises imaginable. they need pants with a 3rd leg built in. brothas never sleep and run off a diet of whole loaves of white bread, hawaiian punch, doritos, and whole roasted chickens but somehow have a crazy physique. they see through their 3rd eye and nothing they say ever makes sense but everybody accepts that they're IQ is incredibly higher than that of the average person. they always go by the aliases Juicy O or NANA. some examples what a NANA might say is "your pockets have holes and through those holes you can refill them" and "well rested men are potent" A common habit of men named NANA is too leave their fly open becasue they must "let it breath".

example:
"Hi NANA how are you"

nanakwadwo (juicey O) :"dude, are you intervewing me"

by wide-monkey7000 April 9, 2024

o xBrqwny o

a child ahh nigga who thinks he's good at beefing but gets ass fucked

i just fucked o xBrqwny o in an argument

by ighqsty September 26, 2022

Grip-O-Matic

A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.

"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."

"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"

by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023

The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

by 4B16 April 28, 2011