Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.

P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.

by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021

spirit zone

A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.

Dude I smoke about an ounce of weed and went into the spirit zone.

by KingShrek April 29, 2016

Twister zone

Welcome to twister!

a game shown off by vinesauce on his windows 98 destruction stream that is famous for being loud

twister zone is loud

by the second cool guy. January 12, 2021

Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

Bible Zone

When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.

"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."

by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014

Luigi zone

Similar to the friend zone the luigi zone is when you have romantic feelings for someone but they always seem to be involved with someone else, therefore making you the understudy for them.
You WOULD get the girl but it seems like “mario” got to her first.

Guy1: Dude I can’t believe I’m in the hecking luigi zone

Guy2: wtf is the luigi zone

Guy1: check the urban dictionary

*checks urban dictionary*

Guy2: I’m sorry for your loss

by Shmurdelur March 19, 2019

Sex zone

The friend zone, but for women. All men are willing to have sex, but commitment is a different ballgame.

I've been sex-zoned by this guy for the last 6 months. It's a 'situationship.'

I keep getting put in the sex zone over and over again, maybe I need to lower my standards.

by Bill 215 May 8, 2023