Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

by Cpl *J* May 06, 2010

Living The Weenie Life

When two or more weenie dogs cuddle with you at one time. The same term applies when two weenie dogs want affection at the same time in other circumstances.

I am watching television with a friend, then two weenie dogs climb up onto the couch and cuddle with me. I say to my friend "I am living the weenie life"

by dbplayer88 August 28, 2011

weenie meat

weenie meat is a nigga with a fat ass dick; a penis that is long and fat.

{some girl} a girl did u fuck chris vernon last night?
{some other girl} yeah girl he got weenie meat.

by TRAMARA November 12, 2007

weenie arm dipper

a girl who's too big of a wuss to give a blow job so she goes with the weak ass hand job.

I had a raging boner and all I got was a weenie arm dipper. I'm dumping that bitch.

by matt paluta April 06, 2005

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 27, 2019

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 10, 2011

Weenie-new-new

Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.

Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new

Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new

Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self

by Tom Kellum May 12, 2006