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A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
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A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
by bones_ May 6, 2025
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Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025
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Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!
by Em-ma July 15, 2023
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