suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

weasel fling

A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.

I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.

by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017

legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

lip weasel

A mustache.

Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"

by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015