Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.

I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!

by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018

Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.

e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo

by AsianEquations April 21, 2014

Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !

i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!

by multiwank November 3, 2009

Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017