bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn

This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!

Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement

by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020

Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.

Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.

by ɯ August 29, 2018

Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmarting

Anyone who put decorations up before the season it is intended for.

Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.

by Agrevane January 29, 2016

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022