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Virusing

throwing a mega narcissistic party for the ego inflation of one orange skinned and massively obese POTUS, while simultaneously super spreading a highly contagious disease that kills.
We finally had Covid-19 under control in our area until that cheeto-Mussolini decided he was gonna be VIRUSING here last weekend.
by quizzical chemist October 14, 2020
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Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
by RIP ÙwÚ January 28, 2020
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Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.
by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012
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Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.
Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
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the aids virus

1. A really inappropriate and funny way to inform someone that they tested HIV positive.

2. Can also be used to identify known carriers.
1. Well Jeff, I'm sorry, but you've got the AIDS virus.

2. You better wash that spoon, Gina has the AIDS virus.
by J.R. Jones February 14, 2008
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proxy virus

A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.
proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {

proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {

host: 'secure.target.host',

port: 443,

https: true

});
}).listen(8000);
by Ibbs June 4, 2014
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J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<
by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013
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