A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.
The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.
by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.
by MJ7936 June 3, 2019

by Thinkthink December 29, 2019

Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.
Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
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by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
by Furker June 16, 2016

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."
by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018
