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swoop and tuck

When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.

This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.

By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.

2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
swoop and tuck by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Related Words

the tuck 

When a male has a huge erection and doesn't want anyone to see, they simply tuck the penis in between the top of their pants and their stomach, thus hiding the boner.
Yo man, I used the tuck last night at my girlfriend's house and her parents didn't notice my huge stiffy.
the tuck by mike&will July 28, 2008

military tuck 

The excuse someone gives when they get caught masturbating in the bathroom of their office building.
No, no I was just giving myself a military tuck.
military tuck by Security Steve December 14, 2010

Friar Tuck 

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.
I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!
Friar Tuck by Friar Tucker December 7, 2012

Dingmans ferry tummy tuck 

When your fucking a fat chick in dingmans ferry, before you kum, your lift up her fat above her belt, blow a load and slam it down- joe mac
I was at a bar, trying to have a good time, and this fat chick was flirting with me, so i decided to bring her back and dingmans ferry tummy tuck ed the shit outta her.... no homo

Chop Tuck Fang

Not unsimilar to the condition of "chop tuck", Chop Tuck Fang occurs when the upper lip (chop) is stuck, or tucked, to the gums above the teeth exposing the dog's fang. It can be just the tip of a fang, or it could be a whole mouth full of them depending on the severity of chop tuck.
Couscous was trying to look serious and dignified but failed miserably due to his silly looking and unintentional chop tuck fang,
Chop Tuck Fang by Sullen Girl October 10, 2006