tristan 

All tritan's are fukkin legends & yung plätzzeres. The legend himself!!🐍🐍

Suck tristan's dick 4 good luck

tristan by yung plätzer September 4, 2019

Tristan 

a lying jerk who will break your heart without even caring. he is cocky and thinks he’s cool. he has many friends and is typically the leader of a squad.

That jerk broke her heart, what a Tristan.

Tristan by boonboon6 January 6, 2020

Tristan 

A bitch that gets 97 ben yedder in a FIFA 81+ pack and is a total loser with a micro penis and has no friends

Tristan the bitch got 97 ben yedder in a 81+ pack

Tristan by He is a bitch June 1, 2020

Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

Tristin Headley 

Big pp man

Tristin Headley has a BIG PP

Tristin Headley by Tristin Healdey January 7, 2022

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

Tristan's penis by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

Tristan 

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

Tristan by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022