Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

diesel-train

An adrenaline-fueled penis solely focused on hitting the bottom of the vagina.

I think I'm finally gonna give Amber a ride on the diesel-train tonight.

by Earl Dellinger March 4, 2009

Train Railed

To be fucked so hard it feels like a train

Billy I train railed your mother last night.

by Aknightmare47 December 12, 2017

Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 15, 2016

wtf train

so much wtf you feel like you just got hit by the wtf train

That last unit in logic was a bitch! I didn't understand any of it. It was a total wtf train to the face

by FlameBurger May 13, 2009

Cain Train

A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.

'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'

'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'

by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011

Go train

To go train is to eat with a deadly purpose, like a train when it speeds past a railroad crossing. All the little people surrounding the eater, like little cars at the crossing, best get out of the way. Nothing stops this train... Besides an empty refrigerator.

Roommate: "Hey! Want to go out to eat? I'm starving!"

TrainRoomie: " I wish I had known. I just went train on the ice cream. I'm not at all hungry. Look at this food baby."

Roommate: "That's okay. I'll just go pick something up then."

TrainRoomie: "Will you pick up some more Ben & Jerry's while you are out? I promise not to go train on it this time."

Roommate: "I'll buy a lot. Tomorrow we can go train together."

by Seems legit June 16, 2013