eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.

Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.

by nasty neal October 24, 2009

Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day

Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window

by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022

Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic

Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome

by Tater85 October 8, 2018

scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

by raabidfun September 26, 2018

69 Syndrome

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.

Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.

by Multilord January 15, 2022