Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

diet strokes

all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up

"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

DRAMA STROKE

AN DRAMATIC ACTION THROWN BY MOSTLY BLACK WOMEN IN ORDER TO MAKE A SCENE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY THINK IT SHOULD.

DeShone's mother had a drama stroke upon receiving the news that he didn't make it on American Idol.

by jack sprat 1966 July 31, 2012

Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

by DSkeet June 16, 2019