starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit
by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019
Get the Starfishingmug. by Sh1tfac3d April 15, 2018
Get the Starfishmug. "I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"
"your brother is such a starfish"
by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025
Get the Starfishmug. by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021
Get the Starfishmug. Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 17, 2020
Get the Neutron Starfishmug. 1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
Get the STARFISHmug. Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
Get the Starfishermug.