Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
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Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
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An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
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