The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Golden Falcon

Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles

The Golden Falcons achomplished the mission and ate all the pierogis.

by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023

Falcon Vibes

Being a perv

Jeremey is on his Falcon Vibes he is a perv keep your siblings away from him

by KenjiDaClown July 17, 2022

Falcon

A crazy vsco bird.

Is it a plan, is it a bird, no it’s a falcon

by Falcon last name October 29, 2019

falcon

best fruit in the whole blox fruits community

OMG! I ROLLED A FALCON!!!

by Tom TNT March 12, 2024

Falcon

A word a beta bitch gilf in her 50s or older with the name janis greenaway calls the young meat she inhales on the daily.

"Zach your falcon is rising put it in me."
He replies "spread the star fish you old slag"

by Bingchilling78 November 13, 2023

Falcon Claw

The act of inserting the thumb into a womans anus whilst hitting her doggy style. Once the thumb is inserted the falcon claw becomes complete by trying to clench the hand , squeezing ass cheek with your fingers that are not inserted and the thumb inserted trying to meet with clenching fingers. This way they cannot run away.

"Yeah bro , i was hitting it from behind stuck the thumb in and falcon clawed. She wasn't getting away from me"

by TheWhitestKuntUKnow January 10, 2022