Suicidal Evan

A really bad fuckboi who dates a lot of chicks and cheats on them with other horrific chicks, and he just needs to come out of the closet. And does not like all the negative attention he receives from all the hoes

Awe man look at that suicidal evan.

by RYAN2BAD4U December 28, 2016

Dirty Evans

When a man is in a threesome with one or two members of the opposite sex he creampie the girl. then that girl will squat over ice cream then squirt the freshly made cream pie as a topping and precedes to share it among the group

the other day me my boyfriend and my best friend tried a dirty Evans which strawberry ice cream

by Mr. Racks June 10, 2020

Ross Evans

A person who head is square, likes kids, humps his pillow and has very little friends

Watch your kids it’s Ross Evans

by LongLiveGeorge BLDM November 3, 2019

lee evans

The funniest man alive... peter kay only comes close to the lughs this man creates.

"so u ask yourself, why did I coem in here?" "why are u asking you? you dont fucking know!!"
"look at the sweat, its runnin off me! I need a fuckin wet suit!!"

by Bitch what....? January 30, 2005

Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N

Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"

by Sugs12 May 13, 2011

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012