Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.

Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.

by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020

dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.

Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.

by The Big Green D November 24, 2013

dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.

Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019

dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.

Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.

by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014

dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.

(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.

by your face is douchey November 9, 2013

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 8, 2021