Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
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WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
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Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
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