Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex April 08, 2018

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017

Swing at some Bees

phrase refering to hardcore dancing
or hxc dancing coined by steven nunes on ex web show the steven nunes experience live

Yo man we gunna throw down and swing at some bees tonight at the show?

by Craighton Riley January 18, 2009

big swing, no ding

Informal cricketing term used when a batsman takes a giant slog at a ball but completely misses. Equivalent to "swing and a miss" in baseball. Usually used as a sledge at under-12s cricket matches.

"Is he gonna whack this one for six? No, he's been bowled! Big swing, no ding!"

by Somenutidk July 03, 2021

mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 30, 2017

Mood Swing Connection

Is were your connection on Xbox Live changes every minute from good to bad. Typically happening when your playing Call of Duty.

Gosh, I have such a mood swing connection right now.

by 321Tylizzle May 26, 2011