A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".
Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater
by giblet Blithe October 13, 2010

The first doctor’s best tool. He used it during the doctor who episode “Twice Upon a Time” on Bill Potts.
“If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady , you’re in for a jolly good Smacked Bottom”- The first doctor
by Wishpin April 23, 2018

by Thotfinder April 16, 2014

slapping a woman in the face with a floppy penis or a rock hard erection for the purpose of degrading the woman
by Mr. Delicious February 28, 2004

To smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general.
by Jmac March 8, 2005

A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.
by Nakita Block March 1, 2011

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
by livebythesword July 13, 2007
