Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

sea mills

If you’re from sea mills, let me tell you.. big dick guaranteed. Natives of sea mills from within Bristol United Kingdom are known to be the creme dela creme true british legends.

Hey are you from Sea Mills?
Yes..

wow you must be hung like a horse

by SeaMillsKing April 8, 2021

sea snacks

a woman's private bits. also can be spelled "c-snacks."

1) dude, i got all up in her sea snacks last night.
2) her c-snack was a little off.
3) i ate a can of chicken of the sea off her sea snacks.

by manniel November 11, 2013

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

Sea Serpent

A stool that protrudes from the water ala Loch Ness

He left a sea serpent in the toilet.

by sd louder January 9, 2020