Russian Oilspill

The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.

Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.

Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes February 24, 2011
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Russian Dog

A Russian or anyone of Russian decent. Typically used as a derogatory term.
john: "Did you see how that guy looked?"
Robert: "He was a Russian Dog."
by Rumster December 05, 2014
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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 07, 2017
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Russian skommel

Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.
A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel
by chopwet March 16, 2009
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Russian Strangler

Form of male masturbation, where the male puts his arm around the back of his leg and grabs his cock, and 'kicks' with his leg in order to move the arm to jack himself off.
a) Night guys, Im going to get out the family album and have a wank, my arm is a bit sore, so I might go with the Russian Strangler tonight.

b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler
by D'pablo Luvmesexy Hardcastle August 17, 2010
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Russian Punchalette

An activity or game involving two or more people swinging their fists aimlessly at eachother in a dark room with no lights.
"Dude, evil Elliot got his ass kicked by crazy Connor in Russian Punchalette"
by Andrew Flood May 21, 2005
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Russian love

Vodka. Mostly used for Smirnoff. Initials are RL and are usually initialled on the bottle to distinguish from normal water.
(pouring vodka into water bottles) Oh yeah, russian love...
by DaAble September 20, 2009
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