pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.

He beat me by a bees pecker!

by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020