Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.

They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.

by mjw737 December 12, 2021

Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020

mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

Super manager

Typical guy who has always done better then you have,

Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu

But in reality just a number, a line worker

Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea

by Derekpilks April 15, 2024

product manager

the face of of a product

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.

by pizzaman10212232 August 10, 2017

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020