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Hating life

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.
Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!
by Mettie May 13, 2008
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Hate that guy

by Richarddddddd420 December 22, 2019
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hate-following

Following someone on a social media site strictly to watch them get no likes or responses on everything they post. Watching them be unpopular.
I am hate-following so many lame people on Facebook and Instagram.
by Fuq_girl September 7, 2015
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hate crime

noun (legalese )A relatively recent reclassification of a wide range of federal, state, county, and municipal legal offenses as additional, and almost always more seriously punished, offenses applying to the same individual act and/or acts. Hate crimes legislation is directed almost entirely against whites and Christians. Some smaller jusisdictions' statues even include specific lauguage defining exact circumstances under which such offenses can occur, such as "when a member of a majority wrongs a member of a minority race, religion or sexual presuasion, etc."
When I caught the home invader raping my daughter I shot and seriously wounded the purpatrator. Within 3 days the suspect was aquitted and I was charged with felony hate crime,sentenced to a $500 fine and 90 days in jail and sued for damages of ten million dollars for breach of civil rights by the N.A.A.C.P.
by can't not be racist July 20, 2008
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hate fuck

With the woman's consent; to use your dick (or some other object) to pound the living daylights out of a pussy, asshole, mouth, ear, eye socket, or nostril attached to woman you hate with the fire of a thousand suns. Just this side of rape or sexual assault.
I would love to hate fuck Ann Coulter's bulimic ass to within an inch of her life.
by William (Bill) O'Reilly August 1, 2006
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hate shake

It is hating a women so much that the only fitting way of having sex with her is fiercely raw dogging her analy that the feces and cum spill out her ass mixed together.... the key here is hatred.
by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021
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hate spiel

Used to show someone exactly how much you dislike them. A hate spiel is a series of events, negative in nature and usually but not always fictional, that you list and take credit for. It is usually concluded by an event more catastrophic than the others that you do not take credit for but instead laugh at.
Remember that person who tried to kill you? That was me. When your dog got poisoned? Also me. Your parents, hit by a car? Not me, but I laughed.
by Ekua September 7, 2005
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