flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

harry grapes

A large dick that has very harry balls

Oh my you have some harry grapes

by Zade murky March 31, 2017

Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.

"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."

by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

Grape Shit

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.

My stomach feels better after that grape shit.

by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.

dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES

by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012