javi fail

A fail that involves a knife. (Usually used in a Call of Duty game.) Comes from a infamous Call of Duty player "General_Ike93" who always fails (badly) at knifes.

Person #1: How the f*ck did he miss my knife!

Person #2: Javi Fail!!

by k3r1c July 30, 2011

auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.

John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!

by greeker April 4, 2009

fail box

the name givin to the xbox 360 after it has been afflicted by the rrod.

when ur xbox 360 shows-in controller slots 1, 2 and 3- flashing red lights, and ur console wont function, then u have a fail box

by thespirit July 5, 2009

Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

Voda-Fail

1) The proper name for a particular mobile service provider

2) Description of a your mobile phone service. Voda-failed and Voda-Failing may be used.

1 - "Fucking Voda-Fail!"

2 - "Sorry man, never got your messages. Pretty sure my phones been getting some epic voda-fail again."

by ZenGooma May 10, 2011

fat fail

some one who is a fat ass and fails at life

Hershy is a fat fail!!!!

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009

Hipster Fail

When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.

A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."

by hipster miggler May 18, 2010