by The Flagoning January 28, 2017

the standard by which an established legal position progresses from "categorically false" to "I don't know" in fewer than 48 hours.
Giuliani Flop, 20 Jan 2018:
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
“Any suggestion — from any source — that the President counseled Michael Cohen to lie is categorically false. Michael Cohen is a convicted criminal and a liar,” Giuliani said in a statement Friday.
“I don’t know if it happened or it didn’t happen... I have no knowledge if he spoke to him.” Then a beat later, he adds that if they did discuss it, “so what?,” Giuliani said Sunday on CNN.
by johnoneillnyc January 20, 2019

by #BitchImGotti December 22, 2016

When you have rough sex which results in prolapse of anus or vagina and continue to perform self gratification with the prolapsed organ.
by plainly obscure June 12, 2016

When you have literally nothing else to say when in an argument, or when you can't think of an answer quick enough
by ArableLand February 6, 2018

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.
by Ratsax October 2, 2019
