Eva is an amazing human being she is the best person you can find out here she is funny amazing gorgeous smart and amazing. She will never let you down and is incredibly smart get you an Eva in your life you won't regret it!!
by lol444 March 16, 2021

The Eva is a person who is so amazing that you can talk to about anything at all. The Eva is a blonde, who you need tu explain jokes to for her to understand but she does her best. She is in my eyes quite perfect
by KingMcA April 8, 2021

reminds me of a choclite bare, she' screams n shouts let it all out, did back flip and yelled " yes daddy plz "
by fart smeller 69 February 4, 2021

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Like in Bible she is curios and you never know what is she going to do. All she want is to be your sin. But under this rebel is sensitive person who wants nothing more than love. Or in some cases want to now what is it.
Like everybody she is devil and angel dont try to hurt her becose she will act like angel(cry about it and forgive you) or like devil(hurt you even more that you hurt her )
If she is your girl you are lucky. She will toke you to the paradise but after that
without her you will feel like in hell.
Like everybody she is devil and angel dont try to hurt her becose she will act like angel(cry about it and forgive you) or like devil(hurt you even more that you hurt her )
If she is your girl you are lucky. She will toke you to the paradise but after that
without her you will feel like in hell.
by Jak567 November 21, 2021

An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.
All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva…
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 6, 2018
