Derp

Something you say when your friends or people around you say something so stupid that it's hard to think of why they said that

Person 1: Dude did you know that ice cream has to stay cold.

Person 2: (sighs) Derp

by TheOnlyNate December 31, 2016

Derping

Scared and coughing

CallMeKevin is derping so hard.

by Meaninglessspaghetti December 3, 2020

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Changed from the previous definition as no one uses this word anymore. Term Coined by Callmekevin 2.61 sub youtuber.

I was derping all night because of my asthma, and the man in my window that seemed to be Jim Pickens.

by CMK Community December 3, 2020

Derping

A term used for someone who is scared and coughing

“This Halloween a trick or treater scared me and I couldn’t stop derping”

by IamASadWeirdMan December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing

He's derping while playing a platform game.

by Thijs09 December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing

Why did you jump out at me without my inhaler? I'm derping!

by Derping4life December 3, 2020