Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

Corona Persona

Your unkempt, unshaven, hobo-looking self due to months of isolation due to a global pandemic.

I turned on my camera for the zoom call even though my corona persona was in full bloom.

by eschatar September 8, 2020

Corona

A boy with a large forehead created this disease so if you see him run away he will cough on you

Hey look at the guy hanad he has corona

by Shushhhhh March 5, 2020

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.

Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?

by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020

corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 3, 2020

Corona party

Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.

Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.

“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”

“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.

by HdaOG March 22, 2020

Corona Loner

social distancing and staying home in isolation to stop the spread of the corona 19 virus. During the corona-19 Pandemic this person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.

I guess i am a Corona loner i got ghosted during the Covid-19 social distancing pandemic

by kgarrity May 21, 2020