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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.
"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink
by absagne February 14, 2014
mugGet the ballet classmug.

Diamond class

Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.
Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."

Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
by Bageez April 6, 2014
mugGet the Diamond classmug.

online classes

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!
by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021
mugGet the online classesmug.

class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.
by wooptoo June 23, 2011
mugGet the class shockmug.

Latin Class

It’s almost like Band Kids but worse and with a language. Just as messed up as everyone else but so is the teacher and you never get any work done.
by Chill0HandBall December 16, 2021
mugGet the Latin Classmug.

textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.
Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.
by M2K May 5, 2008
mugGet the textbook classmug.

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