Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

Train-Horn

1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive

2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.

In other words, farting while running train on someone

Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.

by derpyword15 December 3, 2016

Peace Train

A joyous concept, a metaphorical vehicle of harmony and understanding.

You don't need no ticket just get on board the Peace Train.

by Maynard G. May 23, 2018

Train Railed

To be fucked so hard it feels like a train

Billy I train railed your mother last night.

by Aknightmare47 December 12, 2017

Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 15, 2016

Train Sausage

The remains of a living thing after being hit by a train. The meat remains left behind by a train can resemble ground sausage: therefore, it is called train sausage.

When traversing a zombie-filled subway, stay off the tracks to avoid being train sausage'd.

While travelling the Tundra Express, always mind your surroundings. Trains love to sneak up on you and turn you into train sausage.

by CaptainSteevX November 17, 2012

Cain Train

A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.

'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'

'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'

by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011