Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.

Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.

by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

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teddy gene ewers

the name of a stud who gets the hot chicks other wise known as tge

that dude is a teddy gene ewers he gets all the ladies

by cokenewspaperwagglebattery February 19, 2018

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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023

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