Tattoo parlor

One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover

That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.

by Yourtattooparlor May 2, 2022

Tattoo

An ink drawing.

She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.

by The Original Agahnim January 1, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Tattoo legging

Like a tattoo sleeve, but on the leg

That tattoo legging is sick!

by tatertot01 March 31, 2022

Crawfish tattoo

Tattoo on your butt

Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole

by WoodyRichard January 23, 2022

Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

by Banana Hammie September 22, 2021

Tattoo

A drawing in ink on someone's skin.

The girl that got a new tattoo and explains what it means when she flexes certain muscles, some people might think she is killing it, as they call it, but in reality if you don't take a girl like that in to custody quickly, a lot more people that don't really need to die will die over stupidity.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021