Straight Mess

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.

That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!

by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006

Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.

Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”

by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018

Straight Flexible

When and girl is into guys more than girls but still likes girls and a guy is into girls more than guys but still likes guys

Hey I'm straight flexible

by Kitsunera September 4, 2016

Straight Bear

A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.

Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.

by Tiltakilt420 March 31, 2020

straight booling

Like booling but more chill. Usually done with da boiz and can accompany hookey. Often involves drugs.

We be straight booling with these cookies yo

by Chuck Cracker March 26, 2019

Straight to Business

" Straight to Business"

Getting straight to the point, straight to the purpose, wasting no time, straight to business..

"I got my milk, i got my cereal, straight to business"

"Ima drop $1,000 on my first date with her so i can cop quick, straight to business"

by Sword Fish June 25, 2012

straight up

without ice (used when describing drinks)

id like a margarita please.. straight up, no salt

by amanda February 12, 2005