Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI

xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb

by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021

swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it

I gave her a Swiss pearl last night

by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swissed off

When you're pissed off because you are, or somebody else is late (based on the Swiss attitude to punctuality)

Riley: You'd better hurry up and go to class

Matt: Yeah, or my lecturer's gonna get real Swissed off

by Klaudius Lindqvist October 23, 2023

Swiss Raw Dog

Eating the last piece of cheese at the end of a Raclette dinner without any potatoes or sides.

OMG Fabio, are you really about to Swiss raw dog the remaining cheese?!

by gurgelihans February 1, 2024

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023